see, they call me a menace.
notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 

notherwise:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

obviously cornellian. 

Let us never forget that Willow Smith was 9 when she scalped every bitch in the music industry with ‘whip my hair’
elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

firnharries:

"how did your internet addiction start"

image

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

africant:

:(

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP